Monday, December 05, 2005

"I spend hours a day at the gym - the line has to be drawn somewhere!"

Girl #1: (4th floor, on the elevator going up) Oh shit! We forgot to press the 3rd floor button! Should we just walk down one floor?
Girl #2: No!

-- Weldon Library


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahhaahahaa! lovely!!! my idols.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lazy western girls.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it the estrogen that makes them lazy? or the fact they go to western? hmm dilemmas

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I firmly believe it's the uggboots. It's the only reasonable explanation.

They MUST have been wearing uggs, and if they actually had to walk some distance in them (HEAVEN FORBID!) they might be inclined to roll or sprain an ankle.

In effect, this would cause a serious fashion crisis since OBVIOUSLY you would look RIDDICULOUS wearing anything other than those uggs or moonboots or furry pillows on your feet, which you could not wear if you had to wear a brace or something of the like because of the injured ankle.

So CLEARLY, it was not a case of Western Girl laziness, merely a strong sense of safety in the name of fashion. Thank GOD we have these people who make sure our feet look UGGly and gigantic ALL the time.

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha we were not wearing UGGs we were just lazy... and in fact we did end up taking the stairs so there...

11:15 PM  

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