Monday, December 12, 2005

Ah. The monosyllabic nature of "arts" makes sense at last.

First-Year Girl #1: Remember Adam from high school? I talked to him last night for the first time in forever.
First-Year Girl #2: Oh yeah? Where does he go?
FYG #1: Queen’s.
FYG #2: What program is he in?
FYG #1: Ummm ... What’s that big word?
FYG #2: What, like, "science"?
FYG #1: (giggles) I know, SCIENCE! Don’t be stupid. No, it’s the one where you, like, build stuff?
FYG #2: Engineering?
FYG #1: Yeah, that’s totally it!

-- Alumni Hall, overheard by Tova


Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, i actually know who the girls are talking about, a kid from LCSS

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow...

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

London Central Secondary School? What are the girls' names?

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumbass 1 and Not-so-dumbass 2

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course the entire smarminess of the title is destroyed by the fact that the faculty is actually called "Arts and Humanities".

1:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did LCSS have an Adam that went to Queen's? I don't remember any =/ And clearly I know everyone.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know an Adam from LCSS that went to Queens.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, people were trying to figure out who it was? How about the fact that engineering is a "big word"? Maybe books (hey that's a short word) should contain monosyllables. Wait...that's a big word. Crap. I'll need my english to arrested-development- english dictionary.

2:36 AM  

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