Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Sorry, guys. It is the size of your model.

Guy: So how's your finance studying going? Do you have your model built yet?
Girl: Well, partly... I want to have everything on the same spreadsheet, so it's really taking me a long time. This model is going to end up being huge.
Guy: Well, you know what they say - it's not the size of your model, it's the motion of your WACC.

-- Ivey


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this isnt funny

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think it's only funny to business students. they're laughing all the way to the bank. . .


5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Inside faculty humour.


(Law and Music are as bad for it as business)

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Rachel said...

I love to laugh at how I'll never get a job with my social science degree. LOL.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lame. what's funny is that ivey kids think jobs are a lock for them. the bottom quartile are gonna be in the same position as the soc sci kids, only with 4 times more debt. Especially when they increase to 8 sections.

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's funny is the loser that says the bottom quartile are going to be in the same position as the soc sci kids. First of all, leave the soc sci kids alone and second... what happens to the other 75% @ Ivey? Still a waste of money??

8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

honestly men, how big are your models?

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a penis :)

7:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have two pensises

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two peni ha ha ha

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol I LOVE the way these comments turned.

6:05 PM  

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