Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Hope = Paper Bag

Girl: You know, some girls might find your MSN name offensive. "Beauty is just a light switch away?"
Guy: C'mon, I'm just trying to give some hope to the ugly chicks.

-- SSC, overheard by Heather


Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would've been better if it was "beauty is only five or six beers away".

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love the title for it! Spot on, Spot on!

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hilarious posting....

But I have to say:

The MSN name is very ironic, considering that there is nowhere on earth with a better attractive-girls-per-guy ratio than western.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get out of here! if you're attracted to uggs, maybe!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously, try the real world sometime. you see more attractive people in 10 minutes on the concrete beach on a hot day or at Jacks on a busy night than you do in a MONTH in most places.

Uggs or no Uggs, the ratio is never the same after you graduate.

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because people get old and too busy to take care of the way they look. Women become mothers, thus gain weight; they go to work, care for their children and leave no time for pampering themselves.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank god men like this exist; otherwise, i'd never get laid. :D

8:26 PM  

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