Hope = Paper Bag
Girl: You know, some girls might find your MSN name offensive. "Beauty is just a light switch away?"
Guy: C'mon, I'm just trying to give some hope to the ugly chicks.
-- SSC, overheard by Heather
Guy: C'mon, I'm just trying to give some hope to the ugly chicks.
-- SSC, overheard by Heather
8 Comments:
LOL
mint
Would've been better if it was "beauty is only five or six beers away".
i love the title for it! Spot on, Spot on!
hilarious posting....
But I have to say:
The MSN name is very ironic, considering that there is nowhere on earth with a better attractive-girls-per-guy ratio than western.
get out of here! if you're attracted to uggs, maybe!
seriously, try the real world sometime. you see more attractive people in 10 minutes on the concrete beach on a hot day or at Jacks on a busy night than you do in a MONTH in most places.
Uggs or no Uggs, the ratio is never the same after you graduate.
That's because people get old and too busy to take care of the way they look. Women become mothers, thus gain weight; they go to work, care for their children and leave no time for pampering themselves.
thank god men like this exist; otherwise, i'd never get laid. :D
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