When you're this wise, they call you Sensei.
Guy #1: ...I've opened my book, that's a start. "The longest journey begins with a single step."
Guy #2: That sounds familiar... Who said that again?
Guy #1: Splinter from Ninja Turtles.
-- Law Library, overheard by Drew
Guy #2: That sounds familiar... Who said that again?
Guy #1: Splinter from Ninja Turtles.
-- Law Library, overheard by Drew
posted by Overheard at Western at 12:39 PM
20 Comments:
When East meets West... christ.
Splinter was like the mutant Socrates.
why were all the ninja turtles named after gay artists?
The Ninja Turtles were the best thing to come out of the 1980s.
more like when east meets Western....
don't you mean a gay confucius? (that's where the quote is from)
Hahaha thats amazing.
beautiful...
To Purple Veggies... they were guys not girls... I too hope HE is a snail...
As a law student, let me point out that knowing the source of eastern philosophical quotes has no relevance to the legal profession. On the other hand, Ninja Turtles can be immensely beneficial. Let's say you have a client up on assault charges and you need to know the difference between different ninja weapons. What if they got attacked by Shredder? You people obviously know nothing about law.
Well put, Drew
Isn't that where you'd bring in a ninja as an expert witness? I'm not disputing Splinter trivia being valuable or anything, Stevens. Just saying...
do you think shredder would shred splinters cheese for him?
In a perfect world, we'd all be shredding each other's cheese...
If he did it would probably just end up on Michaelangelo's Pizza.
Oh, and good point about the expert witness. But if enough people have seen Ninja Turtles, you might have a shot at judicial notice. Which is a far more efficient outcome.
LOL law + ninja turtles = awesome. These comments are delightful:)
i would like to award the best comments for an entry to this one. not only are they hilarious, but they manage to not unecessarily bash or whine or be annoying in general. these are gold. who doesn't love the ninjas? what with all those sweet skills and all.
I know but the UGG discussion is SO funny...I mean come on, 47 comments on boots! Hahaha.
Wow, that's bogus. There has to be more people like us out in practice.
If not, we're on our way.
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