Thursday, December 15, 2005

You see, sweetie, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Girl #1: No matter how much I work out I keep gaining weight!
Girl #2: Well, muscle is heavier than fat...
Girl #1: But look at my stomach! It's bigger than last week and I swear it keeps growing.
Girl #2: Maybe it's what you're eating?
Girl #1: Yeah, like I've been having these cravings lately, but that shouldn't matter because I puke it all up every morning... I'm always feeling sick then... Geez...

-- Women's changeroom at the Athletic Club, overheard by NJP

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could be a real problem:

"I don't understand....I change the diaper, but it keeps getting stinky again!"

I just hope daddy's bright or this kid is in in big trouble.....

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If daddy's bright he's probably already left the country.

3:09 PM  
Blogger Deuce said...

anon #2, that was the best comment in the history of comments, but i do tend to exaggerate.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is sooo funny...

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's pregnant:|

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what ever gave you that idea?

8:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"She's pregnant:|"

Quick, give this guy a medal! He solved the case!

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who's dumber... the pregnant girl or the guy who didn't think the rest of us got that she was pregnant.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Deuce said...

what is this CSI?

there was no solving needed.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

If it was CSI there would have been a lot more pointless flash and irrelevant backstory before we stumbled upon the artificial hip and tracked the serial number back to the pregnant girl, thus solving everything.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, don't make fun of me :/ No one gets everything right off the bat.
This is like a blog of hate:|

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Artificial hip? Woaw. Too bad it ISN'T CSI.


This was common sense... really, it was.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget, CSI would have a bunch of shots from the workout machines' and the eventual pregnancy test's points of view, showing that the whole mystery was caused by the random guy in the back of the gym who slept with her one drunken night a few weeks ago....wow, I really got off topic.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so who's the father? is it..

officer barbrady?
chef?
mr garrison?

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Col. Mustard in the Kitchen. Cooking up love without a condom.

4:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont go swimming with out your bathing suit... advice from my grandma ha ha ha

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha this IS the blog of hate

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, dont hate on the kids who didn't get it... obviously this girl didn't get it, or she wouldn't have said all that!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is more starteling that these girls believed that a pound of muscle weights more than a pound of fat. Explain the scientific calculations were a pound is actually two different weight. I don't go the store and ask for a pound of ham according to the fat scale and then go and buy a pound of ground beef according to the fucking muscle scale. Being pregnant clearly isn't the issue but more the fact this girl is a) deeply stupid on a level I hardly knew existed, and b) dosen't seem to know the basic system of weights. Get a brain and then get some birthcontrol.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what they meant (and maybe I'm attributing too much intellgence to them here)...
is that muscle is much heavier than fat BY VOLUME.

Of course, a pound of muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat. But because of muscle tissue's greater DENSITY, a person could, in theory, loose 3 lbs of fat, gain 4 lbs of muscle, be heavier, and yet appear smaller.

Of course, she really didn't need to gain any muscle, since she's dense enough already....

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you'll read the quote again, they say "muscle is heavier than fat," which is true. They never use any unit of measurement. To say
a pound of X is heavier than a pound of Y would indeed be stupid, but that's not the case here.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, holy reading way too much into this.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"she's dense enough already"

I love it...the classic play on words!

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the anonymous who posted at 2:10 a.m.: A very good point. If fact, it was the best point I've seen in these comment areas ever. To the poster of the 1:54 a.m. comment: you are a moron.

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you. It's always nice to be recognized, even for random comments. (2:10 guy).

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yikes - I hope that isn't my girlfriend.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if I had a girlfriend whoose stomach was getting bigger, was gaining weight, having strange food cravings, and getting sick in the morning, I'd be very worried.

Of course, I assume that you'd notice these things BEFORE reading reading about it on a random website, so I'll bet you'll be okay....

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like stuff....
Over and Out...

8:33 PM  

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