A bus pulls up to a group of girls at a campus bus stop and the door opens. The girls don't get on.
Bus Driver: Where are you going?
Girl #1: Downtown
Bus Driver: This bus goes downtown.
Girl #1: No, we're waiting for the 6.
Bus Driver: Oh, the 6? It broke down at the bottom of the hill. It's being towed and it'll never
Girl #2: Really
Bus Driver: PSYCH!
The bus driver closes the doors and pulls away. He picks up the microphone.
Bus Driver: (to passengers) Man, Western girls are so predictable... It must be all the alcohol!
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Alix