We hope that this is some kind of innuendo.
-- overheard by Christina
Guy #1: WHAT?! I had no idea you could moisturize your nipples.
Girl: Of course you can moisturize your nipples. You're SUPPOSED to moisturize your nipples.
Guy #2: I've never moisturized my nipples.
-- overheard by John
Guy: Yeah, that whole pot-smoking thing? I totally started it!
-- On the road to Guelph, overheard by Kate and Matt
Two girls in Science are discussing their futures.
Girl #1: I really want to get into med school.
Girl #2: Oh yeah? Me too. Why do you want to go to med school?
Girl #1: Because I LOVE Grey's Anatomy!
Girl #2: Oh my God, me too!
-- overheard by Emily