And this one time, at Jesus Camp...

On Ash Wednesday:

Girl #1: Aren't you getting anything to eat?
Girl #2: Nah, not yet. I can't eat between meals today, so I'm trying to hold out until I'm really starving.
Girl #1: Oh right, Lent. Have you figured out what you're giving up this year?
Girl #2: Actually, I'm thinking of giving up all junk food, but that might be too broad... maybe if I just gave up... say... chips, chocolate, candy? I don't know, though, that's still going to be really hard.
Girl #1: Well, I'll still love you if you eat chips, chocolate, and candy.
Girl #2: Really? Aw, thanks, SATAN.

-- Somerville