Friday, February 16, 2007

Well, as long as she can pick out the verb in "Can I buy you a drink?"

Guy: (trying to pick up hot girl) Hi, my name is [Sean]. What's your major?
Hot Girl: Essex.
Guy: Um... I think that's a residence.
Hot Girl: Yeah, I know - I live there. (rolls eyes)
Guy: Well then, tell me what courses you take.
Hot Girl: Um, well... I take English... but lots of the time I find it hard to, like, understand.

-- The Bar King Frog, overheard by Joe


Anonymous Anonymous said...

as overheard by Joe's all across London...every day

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Amen. Girls are stupid.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more stupid than the guy trying to sleep with them?

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that she rolled her eyes at him.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't figure out where I heard this story before. It seemed so familiar but kinda foggy. It turns out I was with [sean] when he told a group of us after it happened. I was drunk then and I am sober now...and I still don't get it. Wonk Wonk.

7:40 PM  

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