Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Betty Rizzo Does Ivey.

Guy: So, what's your business plan?
Girl: Pink. We're all girls, and we all wear pink.

-- 33 Proudfoot, overheard by Zac

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pink. We're all girls, and we all show pink"

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that Chuck Norris truly fears is the Ivey business school.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brescia: Women who can change the world.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brescia women: Who can change the world? Housewives.

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom is both Chuck Norris AND a Brescia women. Hell, your mom is Brescia!

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about wearing nothing! that's a plan.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brescia: Women who can change the world's babies.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, this blog is only fun if there are only one or two trolls, so the feminists will come on here and try to defend themselves (and we all get a good laugh from the feminists).

When everybody trolls with comments about Ivey and Brecia, there are no serious comments to laugh at. Stop making the Brecia comments so we can start snickering at them behind their backs again!

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you not troll about ivey? I mean... they're all just fucking douchebags.

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy watching feminists when they get really upset. It's even better once they catch on to the fact that I'm not actually paying attention to the substance of their ranting, but instead leering unabashedly at their chest as it heaves up and down in their throes of self-important moral outrage (on behalf of all oppressed womyn, naturally).

It's like a feedback loop of titilation and outrage that never ends. Not to mention that becoming upset usually makes their cheeks flush with blood - like cheap hookers wearing too much rouge. God bless feminists and their self-defeating ideology!

2:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ 2:08. I go to IVEY and the vast majority of us aren't douchebags.

That said, we still are better than you.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Douchebag.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

forget Ivey, let's get back to the Brescia hate!

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

feminists eat box.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God bless feminists and their self-defeating ideology!

Luckily, God is a silly superstition; otherwise that would be a very dangerous statement. Feminists are an integral part of the rise of militant leftism which is sweeping the west (a phenomenon which has intereestingly become more pronounced since the "collapse" of Soviet Communism). Like all other leftist movements, they must be put down by whatever means are most expedient.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 thinks he's funny.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:40 should be sent to one of the fascist concentration camps he spends so much time implicitly glorfiying. Maybe then he'd be able to enlighten other enemies of the state with the same comedic sensibility that we here at OaW are so lucky to be blessed by.

9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 thinks he's funny.

Not at all.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 has any friends.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see 12:22

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 has any friends.

Yes. All of them good National Socialists, as well.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom is a national socialist

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 is straight?

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if 2:40 is straight?

Very. Gays are one of the most severe issues facing society today. They are subversives who are intent on eroding the moral foundations of the West, and they must be stopped.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zac,

EXCELLENT pop culture reference!

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I eroded your mom's moral foundation, in her vagina. Go get a hobby.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ best comment ever. But I heard it was in her pooper...

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooo someone was identified:) It's funny because I know who it is:)

11:42 PM  

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