Plan C: Shout "Look - a diversion!" and run in while the bouncer is looking away.
Girl #1: I am so ready to go downtown - I've memorized my whole fake I.D.
Guy: Prove it! (He quizzes her and she knows everything) That's impressive.
Girl #1: Yeah, I even practiced the signature on it, like, 40 times.
Girl #2: Oh my God - I didn't! Do you think I should?
Girl #3: It doesn't matter, I've got a plan. If they won't let us in I'll just say, "okay, fine, but I have to go to the bathroom." Then I just won't leave the club.
-- Richmond 6, overheard by Jeremy
posted by Overheard at Western at 6:32 AM
6 Comments:
That made me laugh in the end.
two short skinny poos out of seven
I've ran in like that before...it doesn't work for very long. They chase you out and arrest you for trespassing; not good times.
This isn't helping my "they were in the club, they must be legal" defense.
i love how the bathroom idea is the backup
The #6 is the best place to hear the most retarded shit
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