Plan C: Shout "Look - a diversion!" and run in while the bouncer is looking away.
Girl #1: I am so ready to go downtown - I've memorized my whole fake I.D.
Guy: Prove it! (He quizzes her and she knows everything) That's impressive.
Girl #1: Yeah, I even practiced the signature on it, like, 40 times.
Girl #2: Oh my God - I didn't! Do you think I should?
Girl #3: It doesn't matter, I've got a plan. If they won't let us in I'll just say, "okay, fine, but I have to go to the bathroom." Then I just won't leave the club.
-- Richmond 6, overheard by Jeremy