Tuesday, January 23, 2007

"With the depth of relationship we've achieved, you can just call me 'Oh Baby'."

Girl: Oh my God! Best friends forever!
Guy: I know!!! Okay, the ultimate question - what's my name?
Girl: Uh... uhhh... uh... (She doesn't figure it out)
Guy: Alright, alright... so... you comin' over?

-- Frat party, overheard by Adam

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A prime example of the fratus-boyus mating call

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ U suck

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this world have any morality left in it! What happended to respect and "love"? It does not surprise me at all to see the amount of depressed, anxious, and lowered self esteem people around. This makes me sick to my stomach.
Love is patient; love is not fornicating like two ignorant gophers that do it out of pure natural instinct.

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ clearly somone who is bitter over not getting any lately

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ clearly someone who has never got any

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not everyone's out looking for love, sometimes physical gratification for it's own sake can be pretty damn good.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this world have any morality left in it

No, none whatsoever. You can thank the Communists and leftist fellow-travellers.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sex is meant to be hot. If that means going home with someone, then enjoy the time.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not everyone's out looking for love, sometimes physical gratification for it's own sake can be pretty damn good.

So you're talking about wanking?

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sex is meant to be hot. If that means going home with someone, then enjoy the time.

Yes, because enjoyment is all that matters. See what that sentiment gets you when Soviet tanks are rolling through the streets.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:20 -
there is wanking if you're the kind of person that can't get laid at a party/bar/whatever, or if there's no one attractive around.
but i was going more for the casual sex thing.

1:16 AM  

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