Now all she needs is seven wives who all want to live on milkweed shoots.
Girl #1: No, I can't have that - I'm on a new diet. It's really basic.
Girl #2: What do you mean? How so?
Girl #1: Well I just don't eat man-made food.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Nothing processed. Just natural stuff.
Girl #2: So you couldn't even eat a tomato? I mean, that's man-made, right?
Girl #1: No.
Girl #2: Why the hell not?
Girl #1: Man only planted it - it's from the ground.
Girl #2: Can you have milk?
Girl #1: Only a little, since it has added stuff.
Girl #2: You're like a frickin' mormon right now.
-- UCC Second Floor, overheard by Ariane
Girl #2: What do you mean? How so?
Girl #1: Well I just don't eat man-made food.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Nothing processed. Just natural stuff.
Girl #2: So you couldn't even eat a tomato? I mean, that's man-made, right?
Girl #1: No.
Girl #2: Why the hell not?
Girl #1: Man only planted it - it's from the ground.
Girl #2: Can you have milk?
Girl #1: Only a little, since it has added stuff.
Girl #2: You're like a frickin' mormon right now.
-- UCC Second Floor, overheard by Ariane
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:08 AM
12 Comments:
The Richard Ivey School of Business does not approve of mormons.
apparently this girl is going to have to cease blowjobs also.
No man-made food? What? How? Wtf?
*head explodes*
Kudos to 8:40 for pointing out the obvious flaw in her plan.
she could be a spitter?
...or down with bukkake
your mom's a mormon
Every chick is a spitter if they are sucking some greasy frat boy.
I just ate some bread with some beans--it was o.k.. I'm going to eat ice-cream now. After I'm finished, I'll twist a hot-coil onto my psych. text book--it'll make me feel better in a couple of ways.
Apparently 12:07 is a future student of the Ivey biz school
Dear 8:38, you are an idiot. Brescia students are far too good for Ivey. If they were to attend Ivey, the school would actually become more manly than the little girlie-boy factory it is today.
There you go folks, straight from the horse's mouth, Brescia girls are more man than men!
^ Nice burn, well played.
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