Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Now all she needs is seven wives who all want to live on milkweed shoots.

Girl #1: No, I can't have that - I'm on a new diet. It's really basic.
Girl #2: What do you mean? How so?
Girl #1: Well I just don't eat man-made food.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Nothing processed. Just natural stuff.
Girl #2: So you couldn't even eat a tomato? I mean, that's man-made, right?
Girl #1: No.
Girl #2: Why the hell not?
Girl #1: Man only planted it - it's from the ground.
Girl #2: Can you have milk?
Girl #1: Only a little, since it has added stuff.
Girl #2: You're like a frickin' mormon right now.

-- UCC Second Floor, overheard by Ariane


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Richard Ivey School of Business does not approve of mormons.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

apparently this girl is going to have to cease blowjobs also.

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No man-made food? What? How? Wtf?
*head explodes*

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos to 8:40 for pointing out the obvious flaw in her plan.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she could be a spitter?

...or down with bukkake

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom's a mormon

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every chick is a spitter if they are sucking some greasy frat boy.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just ate some bread with some beans--it was o.k.. I'm going to eat ice-cream now. After I'm finished, I'll twist a hot-coil onto my psych. text book--it'll make me feel better in a couple of ways.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently 12:07 is a future student of the Ivey biz school

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 8:38, you are an idiot. Brescia students are far too good for Ivey. If they were to attend Ivey, the school would actually become more manly than the little girlie-boy factory it is today.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you go folks, straight from the horse's mouth, Brescia girls are more man than men!

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Nice burn, well played.

3:26 PM  

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