Sleazy Ficus: Why, would you like some?
Professor: (finishes a silde on how chlorophyll does not absorb green light)
Girl: So wait, do I have chlorophyll in me?
Guy: (seriously) No.
Girl: Are you sure???
-- First-year Bio 022 class, overheard by Laura
Girl: So wait, do I have chlorophyll in me?
Guy: (seriously) No.
Girl: Are you sure???
-- First-year Bio 022 class, overheard by Laura
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:18 PM
11 Comments:
i didn't laugh until I read the title. then I had a nice, hearty laugh alone in my room.
ha, hahaha. ha. haha.
seriously!
funniest title in a while!
props!
Chlorophyll? More like bore-o-phyll!
i don't get the title... :(
It's supposed to be a pick-up line. Plants have chlorophyll in them, and humans don't, so the joke here is that the ficus (a plant) is offering to "put some chlorophyll" in the girl (i.e., have sex with her). Get it?
1:08 -- No one is ever going to have sex with you. EVER.
1:08 and 1:37 are Communists.
Except there is no 1:37 you facist pig.
Except there is no 1:37 you facist pig.
I obviously meant 10:37. Also, I am not a pig.
o geez you mindless brainwashed tools......hes a commie shes a facist.....your just foder for the ovens.....we are truely doomed
The ColdWar is no longer on. Calling someone as communist isn't really an insult.
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