Monday, January 08, 2007

His mom had warned him about too much masturbation...

Guy: Hey, was that [Beth]?
Girl: No, it was a bunch of Natives looking for a lighter.

-- overheard by Dan

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it

2:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ common myth: masturbation causes blindness

2:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can Beth be confused with a group of natives? is beth huge AND a chain smoking native?

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, commenters. OH MY GOD.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Beth is a fan of meth like the natives.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe she's just genetically inferior like them?

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you want a lighter after you just huffed some gasoline?

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:28, it's NEVER a bad time to embark on a trip to Flavour Country!

1:40 AM  
Anonymous beeblewax said...

anonymous said Maybe Beth is a fan of meth like the natives.Or maybe she's just genetically inferior like them?
as if you twats must be really stupid or the biggest piles of white trash at western....which there is alot......See ya in Hell fuckers....Dont mistake arrogance for intellect or talent....ya aint got none

10:56 PM  
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1:14 AM  
Anonymous Beeblewax said...

just to add thou i think this will probabley get deleted"BUT WITH ALL DUE RESPECT" these comments...'anonymous said Maybe Beth is a fan of meth like the natives.Or maybe she's just genetically inferior like them?'....sounds a little Nazi ish or Zionist ish for my likeing...did yer parents grow up in Alberta in the fifties or someshit...fucken hate mongers....lol

7:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kudos to the "don't mistake arrogance for intelligence or talent" - we all should remember that more often.

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