Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Cut. It. Out.

Girl #1: I love this "irony" wristband. I hope it fits over my cast.
Girl #2: I wish there was some way for me to make the act of you putting that wristband over your cast ironic, but I don't think I can do it.
Girl #1: You're right, you wouldn't want to Alanis-ize this.
Girl #2: (laughing) I know. But then, the man who taught her English also taught me English...
Girl #1: Yeah, but you never fucked Dave Coulier.

-- Richmond St.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so fucking drunk right now.

2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'm confused. Who are they talking about?

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

classic headline

12:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UNCLE JOEY FROM FULL HOUSE...
GEEEEEEEEEEZ

1:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joey wasn't their uncle. He was just a strange single man from San Francisco who lived with the girls, helped them undress and bathe, and tucked them unto bed. What a great show!

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for helping to ruin more of my childhood, 10:23. oh well, there's still john stamos to love :-)

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom is john stamos.

1:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's biologically impossible.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Jodi Sweetin said...

you're right, 1:23, John Stamos IS my mother.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that would make us brothers.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaah jodi sweetin. impressive

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good job to the guy slamming Dave Coulier. Come to think of it, that was a little sketchy. But, not as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth.

And, jodi sweetin did well

12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with Bowie in Labyrinth. In fact.. there's everything RIGHT with it.

7:27 PM  

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