Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ummm... all aboard?

Two guys and a girl are walking down Richmond. Guy #2 is eating a slice of pizza.

Guy #1: (to Guy #2) Eat that pizza as fast as you can. Pretend you are a poon train, and that pizza is poon. You run off of poon. You are trying to get to a very faraway destination and you need as much poon as possible. Stuff that poon in your face and just swallow it (under his breath) because usually you swallow dick and it'll be a nice change.

-- Richmond Street, overheard by Dan


Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumb, not funny, and probably fake.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just like your mom

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your momma's so fat her blood type is ragu

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHA that yo momma joke was gold. well done!

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that mamma joke is so old... *rolls eyes*

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo mamma jokes ARE old.

10:07 PM  

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