Well, it's a good thing there aren't any blonde sluts with stupid names at Western.
Girl #1: It's true, people from Brock are dumb. I have this friend, Amanda. She's pretty smart. As soon as she goes to Brock, she changes her name to Mandy, as if Amanda is too hard to pronounce.
Girl #2: Mandy, Candy, those names remind me of sluts.
Girl #1: Yeah, blonde hair, big boobs ... actually, Amanda does have blonde hair now.
-- Spoke, overheard by Nathan
Girl #2: Mandy, Candy, those names remind me of sluts.
Girl #1: Yeah, blonde hair, big boobs ... actually, Amanda does have blonde hair now.
-- Spoke, overheard by Nathan
posted by Overheard at Western at 5:46 AM
9 Comments:
Sort of sounds like Wetern doesn't it???
Like Western, even.
this isn't funny, it's just stupid. you don't know humour, nathan!
best thing Ive heard all day
♪Oh Mandy,
You went off to Brock
and you're a skank now,
We hope you don't stay that way,
Oh Mandy!
Your real name was a bit of a mouthful,
Three syllables were too gay!
Oh Mandy,
Maybe you changed your name for the convenience
Of being sung this song--
Why, Mandy?! ♫
- I Write the Songs
If you can walk and talk you can go to Brock. That mentions nothing about being able to pronounce multi-sylable words.
You guys must be confusing Brock with Ivey.
If you can walk faster you can go to McMaster
Unfortunately many people do not realize that Brock is the leading school in Education, thats why 50% of all profs at one point went to Brock.
You don't have to go to teacher's college to be a prof. You need a phd and some research. I very much doubt that most profs spend any time in any teachers college, let alone Brock.
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