Monday, December 11, 2006

Well, it's a good thing there aren't any blonde sluts with stupid names at Western.

Girl #1: It's true, people from Brock are dumb. I have this friend, Amanda. She's pretty smart. As soon as she goes to Brock, she changes her name to Mandy, as if Amanda is too hard to pronounce.
Girl #2: Mandy, Candy, those names remind me of sluts.
Girl #1: Yeah, blonde hair, big boobs ... actually, Amanda does have blonde hair now.

-- Spoke, overheard by Nathan

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sort of sounds like Wetern doesn't it???

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Western, even.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this isn't funny, it's just stupid. you don't know humour, nathan!

6:59 PM  
Anonymous KevBo said...

best thing Ive heard all day

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

♪Oh Mandy,
You went off to Brock
and you're a skank now,
We hope you don't stay that way,
Oh Mandy!
Your real name was a bit of a mouthful,
Three syllables were too gay!
Oh Mandy,
Maybe you changed your name for the convenience
Of being sung this song--
Why, Mandy?! ♫

- I Write the Songs

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can walk and talk you can go to Brock. That mentions nothing about being able to pronounce multi-sylable words.

12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys must be confusing Brock with Ivey.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you can walk faster you can go to McMaster

Unfortunately many people do not realize that Brock is the leading school in Education, thats why 50% of all profs at one point went to Brock.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't have to go to teacher's college to be a prof. You need a phd and some research. I very much doubt that most profs spend any time in any teachers college, let alone Brock.

9:19 AM  

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