Wednesday, December 06, 2006

There's one in every study group. If you think we're wrong, then it's probably you.

Guy #1: Hey, there's no traction in inviscid flow, is there? 'Cause mu goes to zero, and that's the term in our Laplacian traction equation.
Guy #2: I don't know if that's right...
Guy #1: No, it must be. That's why, at the beginning of the year, we weren't doing traction - because we supposed that mu, the kinematic viscosity term, was zero.
Guy #2: Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Girl: (looking at her laptop screen) Hey, do you guys wanna see a drunk horse?

-- Ivey


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ivey does not make mistakes."

-Dean Carol Stephenson at the HBA Opening Ceremonies, September 2006

(I swear this is true, I heard it with my own ears... section three represent!)

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ That's almost as good as Law Dean Ian Holloway:

"Law school is a lonely and soul-destroying place"

-opening lecture, September, 2002

5:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna see a drunk horse.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or the opening address to music frosh over the past 20 or so years by Prof. Peter Clements:

"Look to your left. Now, look to your right. Two out of you three will end up getting married."

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha, I was there for that! I can see it happening already!!! Music students really love each other- it's kind of sick.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's because we're a special kind of crazy. It's hard for other people to understand.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if there were three guys sitting in a row?

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, that was actually my conversation (i was talking about fluid mechanics... not the drunk horse...)

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.0I would like to point out that Clements meant that two of the three would marry EACHOTHER...

and... it's the faculty of's probably MORE likely that the men would marry the man to his left rather than the women to his right.

Oh man, Prof. Clements... fantastic man. He's retired now. The frosh don't know what they are missing

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... does anyone remember all of that dialogue?!

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We take notes.

9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or in some cases, you know remember the beginning and the last and make up everything in between

6:32 AM  

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