All proceeds go directly to needy prostitutes.
Girl: Okay everyone, when you sell a lollipop for Buck-a-Suck, remember to return the collected money to the campaign office at the end of the day.
Guy: I just have one question - how much do we charge for the lollipop?
Girl: Uhh... a buck. That's why it's called Buck-a-Suck.
-- Elgin, overheard by Jonathan
Guy: I just have one question - how much do we charge for the lollipop?
Girl: Uhh... a buck. That's why it's called Buck-a-Suck.
-- Elgin, overheard by Jonathan
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:24 PM
25 Comments:
Hmmmm a buck-a-suck seems to be a lot more economical than trying to pick at the bar.
^pickup
Obviously you've never used chloroform as a cologne. Far cheaper than alcohol.
^creepy & not funny
Actually the Buck-a-suckers are great for freshening your breath, after the umm festivities
Obviously you've never used chloroform as a cologne. Far cheaper than alcohol.
Is this what the desperate frat boys are doing now to try to score some skank meat?
lol the frats in London are all retarded and super lame, with the possible exception of lambda chi alpha.
Eitehr way, I'm not into the whole "paying for friends" deal
...unless it's only a buck.
...and you get a suck.
...why not just add a fuck, and call the whole thing prostitution
Buck-a-Fuck. Has a good ring to it.
lol! Any Business students doing the feasibility projects? you should totally try to market Buck-A-Fuck
lol chloroform cologne would make you pass out before you prospective rape target. as long as i get mine.
does no one watch Veronica Mars???!
I AM INTO TECHNICAL DEATH-METAL FROM QUEBEC? ANYONE HERE LIKE CORN CHIPS UND PESPI???
Buck-a-fuck may not be a bad idea. Although you want ot check the flyers for that before they go out, or you might end up advertising Fuck-a-Buck; which, come to think of it, is also a good idea, and the added benefit to coin money that the Americans are unaware of.
Why yes, I do spend many nights alone. What gives it away?
@ 10:26
Loser: A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
Credit: Urban Dictionary
Credit: Urban Dictionary
Ah, yes. A dictionary of non-words, contributed to by functional illiterates. Great reference, shitbag.
^ ass wipe
@3:06
It always makes me laugh to see pretentious, intellectual elitism from people who spend their time commenting on Overheard at Western.
hahahahahah . . zing!
So not speaking like an under-evolved degenerate is somehow intellectual elitism? OK...
To: 4:46
Re: removing that stick from your ass
a) urban dictionary has some funny shit.
b)it IS possible to understand and utilize BOTH colloquial and formal/academic language, applying whichever is appropriate to the situation. Use whatever type of language you want, but there is no need to harass others for using colloquialisms in a fucking BLOG COMMENT.
There is a difference between colloquialism and speaking like a fucking retard, as "certain group" are apt to do.
6:20
as "certain group" are apt to do
grammar check yourself.
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