Sunday, November 26, 2006

He doesn't like sticky pages?

Girl #1: I can't believe I found all that porn in his desk.
Girl #2: Really, they all look at porn. All my guy friends look at porn. I only know one who genuinely doesn't.
Girl #3: One guy? Oh my God, what's wrong with him?

-- overheard by Jan

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That one guy who claims he genuinely doesn't is lying.

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other possibility is that he's actually a porn star and doesn't want to do homework.

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he goes to Ivey and has no life...

9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asian?

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah asians love their bukkake

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, huh?

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he has a really good imagination.

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's still no substitute

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no substitute?? what about the real thing?

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are guys out there who actually don't look at porn--usually best described as "religious" or "sheltered."

Either that or they never had cable growing up.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:30, I stand corrected.

-11:16

6:40 PM  

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