From each, according to her ability...
Every year, around exam time, when the kiddies who haven't seen a library all year come out to cram, a submission comes along that blows our minds a little bit. This is that submission.
Three girls are studying (loudly) for some sort of exam.
Girl #3: ...Because they were pushed by the Nazis.
Girl #2: Is it Nazis? Yeah, it was Nazis in World War II.
Girl #1: Are you sure?
Girl #2: I'm almost positive... (flips through pages and pages of notes)... I'm pretty sure... (flips one last page) Okay, yeah. Here it is. DEFINITELY the Nazis.
Guy: (from across the room, under his breath) Dear God...
Girl #2: (a few minutes later) Okay, so in World War II Russia was a communist country. I guess that only takes one sentence to sum it all up.
-- Weldon Library, 2nd Floor, overheard by Nathan
Three girls are studying (loudly) for some sort of exam.
Girl #3: ...Because they were pushed by the Nazis.
Girl #2: Is it Nazis? Yeah, it was Nazis in World War II.
Girl #1: Are you sure?
Girl #2: I'm almost positive... (flips through pages and pages of notes)... I'm pretty sure... (flips one last page) Okay, yeah. Here it is. DEFINITELY the Nazis.
Guy: (from across the room, under his breath) Dear God...
Girl #2: (a few minutes later) Okay, so in World War II Russia was a communist country. I guess that only takes one sentence to sum it all up.
-- Weldon Library, 2nd Floor, overheard by Nathan
posted by Overheard at Western at 5:00 PM
32 Comments:
Thank you Western for gathering the dumbest people from far and wide for our amusement. This. Is. Unbelievable. I just wish I could have heard it first hand! Excellent post.
'Dear God' indeed...yikes.
i think i just stared at my computer for a good 2 minutes...how??...why???...why are some people that dumb???
How much do you wanna bet they're history majors?
sounds like a biology exam
Never thought I'd support sterilization... but there it is.
seriously?...seriously... Daddy's hard earned dollars at work, buying endless hours of amusement for the smart people at the expense of his airhead daughter.
Sadly, they will somehow manage to graduate, and deteriorate the value of our degrees. However, that seems rather minor compared to just how plainly ignorant they are.
Don't be so hard on these girls! not everyone knows about the na.... who the hell am I kidding. Administration should read this site and expell students according to their dumbass statements
I have dumb shits like this in my class...if only profs had the power to kick out the truly dangerously stupid people...if only....sigh.
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Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's like who is Newton... everyone who has taken math knows Newton! And he was happenin' a long time before the Nazis.
Who are you??
I know, I know, profs are people too... but when they start calling their own students dumb shits... well, the sheer novelty of it almost makes me fall out of my chair laughing.
It's instances of stupidity such as this that make me glad that I *didn't* choose Western...
Yeah. Because this is the typical level of intelligence at Western, and not an extreme case of the stupidity that can be found at any university.
The problem with democracy is everyone has equal opportunity. Which is why I support an aristocracy a la Plato.
I support ice cream a la mode.
I support ice cream a la mode.
And I suppose you are studying french?
...or cuisine.
There are stupid people who say stupid things at every university, but not all of them have a website like this one.
The people who go to Western get kicks out of this too.
Who are we kidding, EVERYONE likes ice cream a la mode.
Nathan, you ass. How is something 'overheard at western' if you just make it up?
I assure you it wasn't made up.
I hate Communists.
no, definitely made up. or taken out of context, or misquoted, etc
You can't make shit like this up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP IVEY. NO ONE LIKES U.
I like him. At least he's not a Communist.
7:53, When you serve something 'a la mode' it means with ice cream. So saying you like ice cream a la mode is like saying you like ice cream with ice cream.
Unless you meant to imply that you like your ice cream served on top of something else. Like pie.
nothing goes better with ice cream than ice cream. Except pie. Pie makes everything better. I want pie...
i want ice cream, sweet communist ice cream
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