Friday, November 24, 2006

Read her lips.

Tony Lee, the X-rated hypnotist, has just hypnotized the volunteers into believing that he's got a huge penis.

Guy: You should see [Cindy]'s labia.
Tony Lee: Why's that?
Guy: You two have a lot in common.

-- Tony Lee's X-Rated Hypnosis Show, the Wave, overheard by Lissa

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

awe-kward...

5:06 PM  
Blogger Mikey said...

HAHAHAHAHAH, it's only fantastic because my roommate said that about the girl next door... oh man.

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to have been this "Cindy" when everyone finds out she has an STD or two much like the hynotist

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is sad that people in their early 20s are so STD riddden, that they are unable to imagine others without at least one.

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame it on the frat boys who can't get any, so they are forced to bring home $20 whores. They then spread disease by spooning each other on nights when they run out of money.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$20 whores...

Aren't those normal western girls?

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

naw man- 20 is too much. They're like 5 dollar sluts.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$20 whores...

Aren't those normal western girls?


No. Western girls are unique in that, although they act, look, and sound precisely like whores, and are just as easy, they actually don't charge. So not only are they brainless and slutty, they're also Communists.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm betting 3:08 hasn't been laid in a long time and is just going by stereotypes he's heard from a friend who's heard from a friend.

2:38 AM  

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