Sunday, November 26, 2006

Child abuse: hilarious as ever.

Guy: Did your mom hit you when you were young?
Girl: I don’t know. But if I had a kid like me, I’d hit her for sure.
Guy: If I was me, and I had a kid like me, that kid wouldn’t have lived past 2 months.

-- William's, overheard by Rachel

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

sometimes it can be very difficult not to hit children - especially when they're not yours and you have no long-term means of disciplining them.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had a kid like you I'd kill myself and leave you there crying and helpless. Little bastard!

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate kids. Especially the ones who won't shut up and stop crying in public places:)

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the scary part is that if they have kids, they probably WILL be like they were as kids themselves...

2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, children suck. Approximately 80% of UWO students could still most accurately be described as children. Draw your own conclusions.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It may surprise you, but we were all children once. Weird, no?

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, and we were fucking brats too

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, and we were fucking brats too

Not me. I was perfectly well-behaved. Good genetics.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No child is well-bahaved all of the time. Your parents have been telling you lies.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No child is well-bahaved all of the time. Your parents have been telling you lies.

I am an absolutely extraordinary person.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well someone has an overly inflated ego!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby Jesus never cried.

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An absolutely extraordinary person, eh, 3:22? That sounds like a fucking Westie comment if i ever heard one.

2:06 PM  

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