Child abuse: hilarious as ever.
Guy: Did your mom hit you when you were young?
Girl: I don’t know. But if I had a kid like me, I’d hit her for sure.
Guy: If I was me, and I had a kid like me, that kid wouldn’t have lived past 2 months.
-- William's, overheard by Rachel
Girl: I don’t know. But if I had a kid like me, I’d hit her for sure.
Guy: If I was me, and I had a kid like me, that kid wouldn’t have lived past 2 months.
-- William's, overheard by Rachel
13 Comments:
sometimes it can be very difficult not to hit children - especially when they're not yours and you have no long-term means of disciplining them.
If I had a kid like you I'd kill myself and leave you there crying and helpless. Little bastard!
I hate kids. Especially the ones who won't shut up and stop crying in public places:)
the scary part is that if they have kids, they probably WILL be like they were as kids themselves...
Yes, children suck. Approximately 80% of UWO students could still most accurately be described as children. Draw your own conclusions.
It may surprise you, but we were all children once. Weird, no?
yeah, and we were fucking brats too
yeah, and we were fucking brats too
Not me. I was perfectly well-behaved. Good genetics.
No child is well-bahaved all of the time. Your parents have been telling you lies.
No child is well-bahaved all of the time. Your parents have been telling you lies.
I am an absolutely extraordinary person.
Well someone has an overly inflated ego!
Baby Jesus never cried.
An absolutely extraordinary person, eh, 3:22? That sounds like a fucking Westie comment if i ever heard one.
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