"Wow, have you seen his Reynolds number? It's huge!"
Girl: (talking to guy #1) So, do people make fun of you because you have to wear a Speedo for swimming?
Guy #2: No, but we make fun of him because he shaves his legs.
Girl: (talking to guy #1) yeah, but you have to, right? To swim faster...
Guy #2: Yeah, you also have to cut your balls off.
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Laura
Guy #2: No, but we make fun of him because he shaves his legs.
Girl: (talking to guy #1) yeah, but you have to, right? To swim faster...
Guy #2: Yeah, you also have to cut your balls off.
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Laura
9 Comments:
Guys who swim are HOT!
Thats an awesome title!
I cut my balls off
if you cut your balls off, you won't get into heaven.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
just thought you should know. the lord doesn't fuck around with you uber kinky types.
Oh shit. Jesus freaks.
being considerate stretches to shutting your face about shoving your religion down someone's throat.
^ um, i'm pretty sure making sacrilege remarks is not shoving religion anywhere...
^ jesus freak.
My Catholic priest loved getting freaky with Alberto, Manuel and Jesus...
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