Tuesday, December 05, 2006

"Wow, have you seen his Reynolds number? It's huge!"

Girl: (talking to guy #1) So, do people make fun of you because you have to wear a Speedo for swimming?
Guy #2: No, but we make fun of him because he shaves his legs.
Girl: (talking to guy #1) yeah, but you have to, right? To swim faster...
Guy #2: Yeah, you also have to cut your balls off.

-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Laura


Blogger Valerie said...

Guys who swim are HOT!

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats an awesome title!

1:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cut my balls off

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you cut your balls off, you won't get into heaven.

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

just thought you should know. the lord doesn't fuck around with you uber kinky types.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh shit. Jesus freaks.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

being considerate stretches to shutting your face about shoving your religion down someone's throat.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ um, i'm pretty sure making sacrilege remarks is not shoving religion anywhere...

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ jesus freak.

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Catholic priest loved getting freaky with Alberto, Manuel and Jesus...

11:01 PM  

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