Friday, December 08, 2006

Wow, she's right! This explains everything!

Girl: (to guy) Why do they put lubrication inside condoms? Wouldn't that make it more prone to slipping off?
Guy: Yeah, I guess it would.
Girl: No wonder there's so many cases of unwanted pregnancies.

-- Richmond 6, overheard by Diana

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A (female) friend of mine got pregnant to convince her parents she shouldn't go to university.

1:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...did it work?

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, she now goes to IVEY.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pathetic.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if they're this dumb, they don't deserve better sex anyway.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If these are the sort of people getting pregnant, I fear for the future of humanity....

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean Ivey students? Yeah, I don't think they should be allowed to procreate either.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^it's okay, the massive amounts of coke they'll need to do to stay focused on their "awesome" careers will render most of the males impotent anyway...

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL @ the people who badmouth Ivey.

They bash it because they're all insecure about their own futures... have fun saying "do you want fries with that?" when you graduate with that kickass degree in comparative English lit!

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, whatever, 6:45. Typical IVEY tunnel-vision. An arts degree opens a ridiculous number of legitimate employment opportunities (a majority of my friends who graduated with lit degrees actually work for banks and investment firms, unexpectedly but cooly). Your starting salary might be higher, but in the long run those with arts degrees rise quite high in terms of both salary and stature. Why? 'Cause we're taught critical thinking, analysis, and research. It can be applied to just about anything.

Plus, we get the personal satisfaction of not being mindless trendwhores who're dead inside. Whee!

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Yes, because Ivey doesn't teach critical thinking, analysis and research. It's not like we have an entire course devoted to developing those skills far beyond that of your rank-and-file arts students, nosireee.

And yes, you're right. Everyone who goes to Ivey is dead inside. It's not like we have out-of-control section parties/keggers every other weekend...

Idiot.

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh rite..are those the classes that also teach you how to properly give handshakes?
And the last Ivey keggar I went to was a pretty huge sausage fest. Where everyone shook my hand the exact same way when I met them.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A)Our section is almost half chicks, and many of them are smoking hot.
B) You're a lying douche. Only people from our section are invited to the section keggers... non-Ivey people not allowed.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ "non-Ivey people are not allowed"

Wow, so you get to spend your time drinking with a bunch of self-important social-climbing mercenary nerds who suddenly think that they're cool? Maybe comparing business cards while you're at it?

For only what, three times the tuition? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:20 - Don't be stupid. All of our business cards are the same.

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BAHHAHAHAHA... oh my god... how do i get me into this secret "ivey" party... LOL...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't go to Ivey, I've never planned to go, and I don't want to go.

But saying that an arts degree is more valuable than a degree from Ivey? WTF? I guess you could try to argue that you derive some spiritual value, but I'd rather have a Lexus and a trophy wife.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Finally, someone who gets it.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous natasha said...

7:07 - right on!

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to be out of this school

10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is 12:45 -
And that was a true story. Apparently a bunch of Ivey guys had decided to have a keggar and invite all the nurses and..I don't know, all get laid by a nurses. I didn't really follow the point of it all.
But thanks to their awesome marketing skills, none of the nurses actually found out about the keggar, so they were randomly inviting girls to it (including my friends and I). We were the only girls there, it was really awkward, and we left after an hour or so.
This isn't to say that all parties go down this way, and I know girls in Ivey and they are pretty hot. It's just kind of funny in light of all the boasting that was going on.

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yes, you're right. Everyone who goes to Ivey is dead inside. It's not like we have out-of-control section parties/keggers every other weekend...

Because no one ever drinks to hide the fact that they're fucking boring when they're sober. One of my friends is in Ivey now, and her alcohol consumption has skyrocketed. Honestly, she was way more fun last year, when she wasn't convinced that everyone was jealous of her and her amazing Ivey life.

The truth is that none of us (in her circle of friends) are jealous, and we're all happy that she's doing well in school. We just don't understand why she decided that getting drunk and being a bitch makes her cooler than just being hilarious and fun to be around, drunk or sober.

But saying that an arts degree is more valuable than a degree from Ivey? WTF? I guess you could try to argue that you derive some spiritual value, but I'd rather have a Lexus and a trophy wife.

I don't think 2:29 meant that the Arts degree is more valuable than a degree from Ivey, just that it's not worthless. And that the people getting them are happy with what they're doing and wouldn't want to be in Ivey anyway.

Personally, I don't care what anyone studies, as long as they don't steal my computer, print out all my papers, and hand them in as their own.

4:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:45, will you marry me?

9:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Section only parties...snicker. I'd prefer to meet some new folks, but that's just me.

Someone needs to make a chart to demonstrate the tiered elitism in Western, with Fanshawe down there at the bottom, cuz while we're at Western we all think we're better than Fanshawe... then a good third of us go there when we graduate.

9:04 PM  

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