Thursday, December 14, 2006

But, oh my god, what about the cooties?

Girl #1: Don't you hate it when people who come after us get the elevator before us 'cause they're going up?
Girl #2: Yeah...
Girl #1: I was just going to say, no one likes going down.
Girl #2. Haha! Yeah!
Girl #3: Or at least they wouldn't admit it...
Girl #2: Yeah, I sure don't.
Girl #1: I do!
Girl #2: Oh my god! Oh my god! *repeatedly shrieks this during the course of the ride*
Girl #3: Look! She's turning red. She's just saying it for shock value, don't worry.
Girl #1: No, I actually mean it.

-- Taylor Library, overheard by Lina

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally someone honest...

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wouldn't it be more embarassing to say you don't like it, but do it anyway?

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It'd be even more embarrassing to get caught in a Weldon elevator doing it... regardless of whether or not you like it.

9:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know who has cooties? YOUR MOM!!!!!

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know who i caught in a weldon elevator doing it? YOUR MOM!!!!!

1:28 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

So there are still chicks around who are so stuck up and close minded and naive that the very idea that someone enjoys giving oral sex blows their wee little minds? That's awesome.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You like giving it, don't you del fuego?

1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

even straight guys like giving head....

10:09 PM  

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