Pssh, it can still lay eggs in your cheek.
Blonde #1: Some lady went the hospital with a junebug in her ear on TV last night.
Blonde #2: Ew, I would totally smash my head on the wall 'til it came out.
Blonde #1: Yeah, they don't know how it got in there.
Blonde #2: I'm so gonna start wearing ear plugs to bed.
Blonde #1: Totally.
-- 4 Oxford East, overheard by Phil
Blonde #2: Ew, I would totally smash my head on the wall 'til it came out.
Blonde #1: Yeah, they don't know how it got in there.
Blonde #2: I'm so gonna start wearing ear plugs to bed.
Blonde #1: Totally.
-- 4 Oxford East, overheard by Phil
2 Comments:
well if it was on tv...
...then your mom had sex with it.
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