Just ask his gerbil.
Guy #1: Undergrad is such a good time...
Guy #2: I know - it was 4 years of total slacking. It's a good thing we went to law school afterward, so it wasn't too big a shock to the system.
Guy #1: Can you imagine if we'd gone to vet school or med school instead?
Guy #2: Are you kidding? I would smoke vet school. Do you have any idea how good I am at veterinary medicine?
-- Law library
Guy #2: I know - it was 4 years of total slacking. It's a good thing we went to law school afterward, so it wasn't too big a shock to the system.
Guy #1: Can you imagine if we'd gone to vet school or med school instead?
Guy #2: Are you kidding? I would smoke vet school. Do you have any idea how good I am at veterinary medicine?
-- Law library
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:03 PM
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Haha amazing.
Being able to pleasure an ass doesn't mean you are gifted in veterinary medicine.
But being able to keep such a creature alive after ass-pleasuring might.
especially a gerbil, i can't even imagine the logistics..
Lemmiwinks! Leeeemmmmmywinks!
By ass, I meant a donkey. But a gerbil may be a better anatomical fit for slacker law students.
5:03PM
SOUTH PARK! I love you, 8:42.
Ivey is by far the best professional school at Western, perhaps Canada.
No kidding.
Perhaps the world
Perhaps I should set fire to Ivey. Then all you pretentious jerks can burn in the hell that you apparently adore so much. Douchebags.
Haha, I love how any mention of Ivey leads to instantaneous flaming, even if the people making the comments aren't necessarily from Ivey.
What, lying on the Internet? I'm shocked! What's next, Lindsay Lohan acting skankily?
Westervelt College is undeniably far superior to any academic institution in North America. ACCELERATE YOUR SUCCESS!!
Dear 12:17 try to think up a new joke (one that doesn't suck). I think that about 3 months ago people fully understood that Westervelt sucks.
You only realized 3 months ago?
I'm guessing 12:17 keeps repeating the average joke just like the idiots from Ivey keep claiming their supremacy over the world, which is a bogus claim to say the least.
3:49 - I have reported you to the RCMP for making a possible terrorist threat.
Think I'm joking, dirtbag? http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/contact/nsil_e.htm
Given the recent school shootings, I have no choice but to take your threat of burning down Ivey and endangering its students seriously.
And don't think the internet gives you anonymity... ever heard of IP tracking?
Have fun dealing answering some questions in custody.
I've reported 3:12 to the lame joke police.
Only at Western do students still think the RCMP is an effective organization to report terrorist threats.
It's truly sad what you start to believe when your parties outnumber your classes :(
its ok, i reported 3:12 using the info in the link he handily gave us, so now he can enjoy those phone calls too.
I did some internet searching at the RCMP website, and came across this juicy nugget of leaked Security Information:
Urgent:
To all staff
Quick, get the SWAT team... someone's insecurities about selling his soul has lead him to be offended by an online joke... We have to nip this arson threat in the bud, or there won't be any pretentious jerkwads left to explain why they go to Ivey, (rather than Harvard or Wharton Business School).
Imagine a world without adults who have yet to graduate feel it necessary to obnoxiously brag about their future (potential) earnings to an uncaring public. Who will be left to attend all those cocktail networking parties, where you can suck a dick for a chance to make money?
How would the media react to an entire faculty burning to death because they are too busy learning the fine arts of deal-making and scotch tasting that they cannot possibly hear the fire alarms clanging, and safely get out of the glorious Ivey building?
What would the public think of the smartest, best-looking and most fabulous and interesting people in Canada, albeit the world, nay, the Universe(!!!!!) simply do not posess the common sense to heed a fire alarm and get out of burning, smoke-filled building during daylight hours???
I shudder to think that anyone would ever criticize a noble and obviously worthy institution as Ivey... these Non-Ivey deviants must be quelled at any cost!
Surely this malevolent (and obviously jealous) criminal mastermind would only strike during the day, when 20,000 moronic (we call these poor shlubs "Not-Ivey students") people are walking around a concrete campus and would never notice a crazed maniac running around with a red plastic gas can and a barbeque lighter, screaming "Death to our social and intellectual superiors!!!"
From: The Chief of the RCMP
-The Friendly Critic :)
^ Too long, didn't read.
3:12 you suck
For the Friendly Douchebag over there to call anyone else prententious is incredibly amusing. Seriously, does he think anyone is the least bit interested in his pseudo-intellectual faggotry? Eat shit and die, Friendly Fuckwad.
4:48 -Exactly what I would expect from someone who attacks others to compensate for their own inadequacies. Don't worry, you can always buy a luxury car with all of your Ivey loot to compensate for your other (more private) inadequacies :)
How was my expose on Canada's newest counter-terrorism strategy the least bit pretentious? Are you simply jealous because you cannot write as well as me (totally drunk at 3 AM)?
It seems as though YOU are the aney and possibly dangerous one. Good thing that other guy sent your info to the RCMP, asshat!
Ciao!
-The Friendly (non- IVey D-Bag) Critic :)
I'm not an Ivey student, you piece of shit. Just someone who thinks you're a far bigger douche than any Ivey student.
-4:48
12:55pm,
You are not 4:48, because I am. However, I would have said the same thing.
4:48's mom compensated me last night.
The important thing to mention here, is that my peers will tell you about the modest average starting salary, but fail to elaborate on the details about how it increases.Only a certain few turnout to be truly successful -earning a million plus- and therefore greatly skew the average. My older brother went through and got an HBA. He nor his friends have been able to crack the hundred thousand mark nearly 5 years after graduation
My sister got her HBA in 2001 and she is already making $70,000 a year. I would be suprised to see any Arts students making that kind of dough.
But did she really need to go to Ivey to be a hooker?
"I never mix business with pleasure" -words never said by 3:30's sister/4:48's mom.
BTW, 5:02... best comment on this site in forever!
The sarcasm and bitterness hides the simple truth... IVEY is the best faculty @ UWO.
3:45 - you used "albeit" wrong
Ivey is the best faculty at UWO. There is no other faculty as fashionable as us with our trendy haircuts, and sharp looking business casual wear.
If by fashionable you mean tacky and out of date, then yes Ivey is in fact well dressed.
- A student studying clothing/fashion at Brescia
Does Brescia have any sense of humour?
Is Brescia still considered a school?
Yes it is one of the best.
^ ROFLMAO.
Is Brescia still considered a school?
Brescia is world-renowned for its pre-skank program...
I was on the bus today and there was an ad above me, right next to the one for Westervelt college, that proclaimed: "BRESCIA: Women who can change the world!". No joke. I could've burst out laughing right there.
At least Brescia is still better than Ivey.
^ I hate Ivey as much as the next Arts or Social Sci student, but saying Brescia is better than Ivey? No way. A bag of dogshit is more credible as an academic institution than Brescia.
Know what I think is funny? I make 120k a year. I didn't go to Ivey, nor Western for that matter. I attended Conestoga College, and now I make more money than most of you ever will. My job? Millwright.... asshats.
A bag of dogshit is more credible as an academic institution than Brescia.
I have gone to Brescia for 2 years now, and nothing is farther from the truth. Brescia is a top scool, and those ppl who go around bad mouthin it need to have there ass kicked.
Dear Brescia Dyke,
Please learn how to write English properly.
Sincerly,
The World
You forgot to write "eat shit and die"... Memory problems or what? Or is our "world" trying to be original this time?
A bag of dogshit is more credible as an academic institution than Brescia.
A bag of dogshit is also less disease-ridden than the average Brescia student...
LMFAO. well done.
Hahahahaha 8:31 must be a big and angry Brescia Bitch
The Friendly Critic said it best. Everyone needs to take themselves far less seriously.
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