The best part about this plan: absolutely no chance of negative side effects.
Girl: I hope I'm not pregnant. If I am, I think I'll just starve myself and kill the baby.
-- Nat Sci, overheard by Chris
-- Nat Sci, overheard by Chris
posted by Overheard at Western at 5:15 PM
22 Comments:
Sadly, just starving yourself will leave you with a malnurished and deformed baby, with many health problems. Thereby worsening your problem. Just throw yourself down the stairs so we can be rid of you both.
Has anyone heard of abortions?
abortions don't solve the actual problem of idiotic people being sluts and manwhores
Apparently this girl has not heard of an IUD. Or perhaps even condoms.
exactly. some people should just be neutered or sterlized for the good of the gene pool.
I am glad to hear more girls talking about IUDs as they are so much more reliable than the pill. Most of my girlfriends can barely remember where their classes are let alone when to take a pill.
Eugenics anyone?
Hasn't anyone seen Wrath of Khan?
KhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Don't worry about birth control...the AIDS will kill the baby
im pretty sure it was a joke... why take it so seriously
abortions don't solve the actual problem of idiotic people being sluts and manwhores
Absolutely.
exactly. some people should just be neutered or sterlized for the good of the gene pool.
While I agree that this at first sounds like a good idea, this does nothing to remove the annoyance of the morons who are being sterilized. Mass euthanasia of all idiots, sluts, and other degenerates is clearly the only answer.
No glove, no love!
I've always said that having a child should require filling out a form. It doesn't need to be a complicated procedure, just make people sign a document that says "I meant to get pregnant" before they can have a kid. Until you sign, government manadated infertility drugs.
C'mon science and politics! We can make this one work!
no science is really needed; just duct tape or a meat cleaver, depending on the gender...
Time to load up on spermicide I guess.
I wish that the parents ofBrescia college dykes had stocked up on spermicide.
Yeah what is the deal with the butch looking chicks at Brescia? Is Brescia sitting on some type of estrogen blackhole?
when confronted with possible pregnancy i always swear by a good drinking binge. you forget your worries AND decrease the likelihood of a baby. at least, that's my theory.
My cure for unwanted pregnancy is to go to the Western Fair and ride all the rides. If its in the spring or summer, i go to Canada's Wonderland, and in the winter, Disney World.
Jeezz, whatever happened to the good ol' fashioned coat hanger!?
@10:16: The G-force from the rides will push the semen deeper inside :) :)
The comment has to have been made up in the first place - there's no way that anyone with an IQ greater than 100 would say that/
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