Tuesday, January 23, 2007

"Ralph, have you been eating your paste?"

Prof: Can anyone think of an example of our senses deceiving us?
Student: Those markers that smell good but don't taste good.

-- Early Modern Philosophy, overheard by Zac

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It comes as little wonder why philosophy students have a low employment rate.

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Philosophy is the only major where smoking up every day can actually improve your grade.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true - you think something that smells like lemon would taste like it!

5:10 PM  
Blogger Stacey said...

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4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I caught somone trying to drink highlighter fluid at a party this week- could it be the same guy?

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This would be funny, except that all Arts students are already assumed to be mentally retarded. Fish in a barrel, you know?

2:14 PM  

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