"Ralph, have you been eating your paste?"
Prof: Can anyone think of an example of our senses deceiving us?
Student: Those markers that smell good but don't taste good.
-- Early Modern Philosophy, overheard by Zac
Student: Those markers that smell good but don't taste good.
-- Early Modern Philosophy, overheard by Zac
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:21 AM
5 Comments:
It comes as little wonder why philosophy students have a low employment rate.
Philosophy is the only major where smoking up every day can actually improve your grade.
It's true - you think something that smells like lemon would taste like it!
I caught somone trying to drink highlighter fluid at a party this week- could it be the same guy?
This would be funny, except that all Arts students are already assumed to be mentally retarded. Fish in a barrel, you know?
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