Tip: Just avoid the Bengal tigers.
Guy #1: I like cougars.
Guy #2: Yeah, they're so hot. I love older women.
Guy #3: How old is a cougar anyway?
Guy #1: Hmm ... I would say 40 and up.
Guy #2: Really? I would have said between 30 and 40. So what would you call them then?
Guy #1: Jaguars. Is that smaller than a cougar?
Guy #3: I think so.
Guy #2: So what about women under 30?
Guy #1: Crap, I should write this down! *takes out a piece of paper and pen and continues to draw a series of charts outlining the various stages*
Guy #1: Wow, I'm going to have to take this one home.
Guy #2: What about younger women ... like 18?
(long pause)
Guy #1: I've got it: HELLO KITTY!
-- UCC, overheard by Stefanie
Guy #2: Yeah, they're so hot. I love older women.
Guy #3: How old is a cougar anyway?
Guy #1: Hmm ... I would say 40 and up.
Guy #2: Really? I would have said between 30 and 40. So what would you call them then?
Guy #1: Jaguars. Is that smaller than a cougar?
Guy #3: I think so.
Guy #2: So what about women under 30?
Guy #1: Crap, I should write this down! *takes out a piece of paper and pen and continues to draw a series of charts outlining the various stages*
Guy #1: Wow, I'm going to have to take this one home.
Guy #2: What about younger women ... like 18?
(long pause)
Guy #1: I've got it: HELLO KITTY!
-- UCC, overheard by Stefanie
posted by Overheard at Western at 4:56 PM
15 Comments:
You aren't supposed to submit your own comments, no matter how funny you think you are.
Why do you think this was written by one of the guys? Unless you think Stefanie is a pseudonym.
i guess stefanie could be a french dude's name or something
You are all inferior to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.
I'm not joking.
You are all inferior to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.
Richard Ivey was a Communist. He was also gay. That is all.
I think the Ivey comments aren't funny anymore. Let s move to something else.
Brescia?
No one wants to move to Brescia.
No one wants to move to Brescia.
Of course they don't. STDs are no fun.
your mom is no fun.
I propose we move on to London City Council. Bunch of right-wing, student-hating nut jobs.
Bunch of right-wing, student-hating nut jobs.
You're fucking kidding me, right? Most LCC members are left to far-left. STudent-hating I don't know about, but I'm a (grad) student and I can't stand most students either, so...
i can't stand grad students, they smell.
Last I checked, Board of Control has only one left-of-centre member on it. And the councillors for Western's immediate area (Nancy Branscombe and Walter Lonc) certainly haven't been friendly to students recently.
Last I checked, Board of Control has only one left-of-centre member on it.
I guess that depends on your definition of a leftist.
And the councillors for Western's immediate area (Nancy Branscombe and Walter Lonc) certainly haven't been friendly to students recently.
Yeah, because not driving your neighbors crazy with ignorant-ass loudness, setting shit on fire, or committing murder are really burdensome expectation for someone supposedly pursuing higher education. Dumbass.
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