Sunday, February 04, 2007

Nonsense, next they'll be saying you're not supposed to lick the floor.

Girl: I really have to go pee. Is there a bathroom around here?
Guy: Yes, but you're not going to want to use it.
Girl: (pause) Oh yeah! Ew!

-- STD Clinic, overheard by Sam

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stellar!

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aren't you supposed to save the pee for the cup?

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm. I wonder what Sam was doing at an STD clinic.

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe sam works there, idiot.

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe Sam is a big fat slut.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sluts tastes more like 3 day old halibut... left sitting in a warm room.

nothing at all like chicken.

4:23 PM  

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