Tuesday, February 13, 2007

"But I'm pretty good with my bo staff."

Two law students are looking at the poster for a talent show.

Law Student #1: That's not really my thing.
Law Student #2: You don't have any talents?
Law Student #1: I totally don't have any talents. Do you?
Law Student #2: No. Well... not anything I can do in public...

-- Law School, overheard by Jan

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Law students are nothing compared to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it "bow staff" ?

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:02. Nah, it's bo staff, though I can't figure out why.
12:59. That's old hat. Nobody fucking cares. We've moved on to more worthwhile topics, like Brescia dykes and communists [rolls eyes].

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do lesbians always gotta look like a man, i want porno lesbians

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does 12:59 mean that Ivey has no talents? cause i agree with that

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and communists [rolls eyes].

So, are you saying that Communism isn't a serious threat, or are you simply fond of the idea of spending the rest of your life in the Gulag?

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ken Dryden is soft on communism.

Ken Dryden is NOT a goalie.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Ivey rules guy, and communist guy had a baby, it would be Tucker Carlson. This is NOT a compliment.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:36 and 6:50 are clearly the same lonely piece of shit, looking for some attention.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ What are you the angry law student?

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Are you the communist spy?

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S'happnin', 7:28? 6:50 here. I'm afraid you're wrong, comrade. People just fucking hate you. But, I suppose bad attention is still attention, huh? Did you get enough love as a child?

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:28 wouldn't know good satire if it came up and bit them in the genitals.

Go read a fucking newspaper.

- 6:36

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in: The Secret Communist Threat guy's favourite saying is "there's a red under every bed!" (Of course, when he says this, it's with anticipation. When the lights go out in his dorm room, these burly red-haired bum jammers roll out from under the bed and repeatedly sodomize him throughout the night, in an effort to make him "talk"...)

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Secret Communist Threat guy's favourite saying is "there's a red under every bed!"

No, it is not. I prefer "better dead than red," among others.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think people are ignoring the most important thing about the way this post is written: the emphasis that is put on the fact that they are LAW STUDENTS. It is mentioned six times. Overkill.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only count five (not everyone in the Law building in necessarily a law student).

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In answer to 1:02 and 1:15, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "bo" because it's Japanese.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Japanese didn't use bows and arrows. They have FLYING FISTS OF DOOM!!!!

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're missing the point. It's a different word altogether (flying fists of DOOM notwithstanding).

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would just like to say, not all lesbians look like men. Those are just the ones you know are gay.

3:00 PM  

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