Tuesday, February 13, 2007

"But I'm pretty good with my bo staff."

Two law students are looking at the poster for a talent show.

Law Student #1: That's not really my thing.
Law Student #2: You don't have any talents?
Law Student #1: I totally don't have any talents. Do you?
Law Student #2: No. Well... not anything I can do in public...

-- Law School, overheard by Jan


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Law students are nothing compared to the RICHARD IVEY SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it "bow staff" ?

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:02. Nah, it's bo staff, though I can't figure out why.
12:59. That's old hat. Nobody fucking cares. We've moved on to more worthwhile topics, like Brescia dykes and communists [rolls eyes].

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do lesbians always gotta look like a man, i want porno lesbians

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does 12:59 mean that Ivey has no talents? cause i agree with that

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and communists [rolls eyes].

So, are you saying that Communism isn't a serious threat, or are you simply fond of the idea of spending the rest of your life in the Gulag?

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ken Dryden is soft on communism.

Ken Dryden is NOT a goalie.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Ivey rules guy, and communist guy had a baby, it would be Tucker Carlson. This is NOT a compliment.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:36 and 6:50 are clearly the same lonely piece of shit, looking for some attention.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ What are you the angry law student?

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Are you the communist spy?

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S'happnin', 7:28? 6:50 here. I'm afraid you're wrong, comrade. People just fucking hate you. But, I suppose bad attention is still attention, huh? Did you get enough love as a child?

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:28 wouldn't know good satire if it came up and bit them in the genitals.

Go read a fucking newspaper.

- 6:36

10:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just in: The Secret Communist Threat guy's favourite saying is "there's a red under every bed!" (Of course, when he says this, it's with anticipation. When the lights go out in his dorm room, these burly red-haired bum jammers roll out from under the bed and repeatedly sodomize him throughout the night, in an effort to make him "talk"...)

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Secret Communist Threat guy's favourite saying is "there's a red under every bed!"

No, it is not. I prefer "better dead than red," among others.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think people are ignoring the most important thing about the way this post is written: the emphasis that is put on the fact that they are LAW STUDENTS. It is mentioned six times. Overkill.

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only count five (not everyone in the Law building in necessarily a law student).

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In answer to 1:02 and 1:15, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "bo" because it's Japanese.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Japanese didn't use bows and arrows. They have FLYING FISTS OF DOOM!!!!

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're missing the point. It's a different word altogether (flying fists of DOOM notwithstanding).

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would just like to say, not all lesbians look like men. Those are just the ones you know are gay.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Coach Outlet Online said...

Wholesale handbags Coach Online Outlet Store come in Coach Factory Outlet Online various choices Coach Factory Online so that Coach Factory Outlet Online women can Coach Factory Outlet have a Coach Outlet Online particular use Coach Factory Outlet Store Online for a Coach Factory Online specific handbag Louis Vuitton Purses. Wholesale handbags Coach Factory Store are basically Coach Factory Outlet cheaper than Coach Online Store branded handbags Coach Factory Online such as Coach Outlet Store Online Chloe, Gucci Coach Factory, Prada, and Coach Outlet Stores many others Coach Factory. Branded handbags Coach Factory Outlet are signatures Louis Vuitton Bags of popular Coach Factory Outlet Store designers while Coach Factory wholesale handbags Coach Factory Store Online do not Coach Outlet Store Online necessarily have Coach Factory Store Online a unique Coach Outlet Online signature. They Coach Factory Store are mostly Coach Factory Outlet sold at Coach Online Outlet a lower Coach Factory Online

4:48 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home