Friday, February 16, 2007

Of course, a layover at the clitoris is never a bad idea.

Girl #1: I love Valentine's Day!
Girl #2: Aren't you single?
Girl #1: Whatever - it's one of the easiest nights of the year to pick up! I'm going to Taphouse! And I'm getting laid!
Girl #2: Too bad they don't make valentine cards that say "The way to MY heart... is up my fallopian tubes."

-- The Spoke


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sometimes the truth is the funniest thing of all.

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl having trouble picking up? Someone got beat with the ugly stick ...

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that....just sounds sooo sooo painful

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dibs on the copyright! DIBS! Bend to my will, Hallmark!

2:45 AM  

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