Of course, a layover at the clitoris is never a bad idea.
Girl #1: I love Valentine's Day!
Girl #2: Aren't you single?
Girl #1: Whatever - it's one of the easiest nights of the year to pick up! I'm going to Taphouse! And I'm getting laid!
Girl #2: Too bad they don't make valentine cards that say "The way to MY heart... is up my fallopian tubes."
-- The Spoke
Girl #2: Aren't you single?
Girl #1: Whatever - it's one of the easiest nights of the year to pick up! I'm going to Taphouse! And I'm getting laid!
Girl #2: Too bad they don't make valentine cards that say "The way to MY heart... is up my fallopian tubes."
-- The Spoke
posted by Overheard at Western at 2:49 PM
4 Comments:
Sometimes the truth is the funniest thing of all.
Girl having trouble picking up? Someone got beat with the ugly stick ...
that....just sounds sooo sooo painful
Dibs on the copyright! DIBS! Bend to my will, Hallmark!
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