"Just be glad I didn't name you for the other thing you like to blow!"
Girl #2: It's not because you're fat! It's because you always throw up when you're drunk!
-- Centre Spot
Guy in ACS HR, on phone: Yes, hello, AboutTown? How long would it take to order a disabled cab? Oh, okay, great. Yes, I'll take one of those. Their name? No, I need to move a barbeque... What do you mean? They both have wheels! Hello? Hello?!
-- UCC, overheard by Adam