Mr. Freeze totally died for our sins.

Guy #1: (holding a Freezie) Oh, man! I really needed something cold ... you know, Freezies are God's way of telling us that we're all just human.
Guy #2: ...what the fuck? So you're saying we should make a religion for popsicles?
Guy #1: Fuck no, those popsicle-lovers are fucking pagans!

-- Caf below UCC, overheard by Kevin