"Take your shirt off and we'll let you know."

It's about 10pm, and two guys are seated on a patio. A large group enters. Although the patio is empty, the group situates itself right beside the two guys, one of its members bumping rudely into the table on the way by.

Guy already seated: No, I'm sorry. That's just not right.
Rude guy: (smirks at the guy, says nothing)
Guy already seated: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Rude guy: (looks at guy, raises eyebrow)
Guy already seated: Do I look good enough to go to the beach right now?

-- Alex P. Keaton's