It wasn’t that he couldn’t accommodate your request; more that you’re a failure as a human being…

Guy in ACS HR, on phone: Yes, hello, AboutTown? How long would it take to order a disabled cab? Oh, okay, great. Yes, I'll take one of those. Their name? No, I need to move a barbeque... What do you mean? They both have wheels! Hello? Hello?!

-- UCC, overheard by Adam