Bringing a whole new meaning to "Playing shirts and skins"

Girl #1: I don't know... I worry about these shorts when I play soccer. I feel like they ride down when I run, which may reveal some sort of jiggle...
Girl #2: Whatever; everybody has jiggle. Even the skinny girls. No jiggle means no skin, and would you really want to play on a team with someone with no skin?

-- Brescia Field