If she refines it a little, she's got a decent master's thesis in Film Studies there.

Girl #1: Hey, there's a full moon. Would you still be my friend if I became a werewolf?
Girl #2: That would depend on whether or not you were like Teen Wolf.
Girl #1: ...Do you mean you'd be my friend if I were like Teen Wolf, or if I weren't like Teen Wolf?
Girl #2: If you were like Teen Wolf! Dude, haven't I told you the story of when I got really drunk and rambled for half an hour about how the movie Teen Wolf is an extended metaphor for puberty? Think about it! He starts getting all hairy, he's having new feelings...

-- Richmond St.