Your future life is playing D&D in your mom's basement amid stacks of empty Fritos bags and 80s Playboys. Just accept it.

Person #1: So, do you have any idea what you're going to do with your life? Like, career-wise?
Person #2: Maybe you should breed dragons?
Person #3: Or slay vampires?
Person #4: Well, that sounds okay, but I'd want something more academically challenging.
Person #2: What if you slayed vampires with knowledge?
Person #3: Yeah, like using complex math problems to kill them.
Person #2: Hmm, well I could do something like that. Maybe go on a game show like Jeopardy! but instead of regular categories it could have like calculus and algebra, maybe some imaginary numbers and letter formulas.

-- North Campus 101, overheard by John and Sylvia