It isn't as good as the original Ass Pirates, but it's far superior to the dismal Ass Pirates 2: Swabbing the Deck.

Girl #1: The smoking has got to stop. We have to get her addicted to something else, instead.
Girl #2: How about porn? We should totally get her addicted to porn!
Girl #3: Why would we want to do that? What purpose would that possibly serve?
Girl #2: It'd be hilarious, that's why! Think of it: "Sorry, guys, I can't go out tonight; I've rented Ass Pirates 3."

-- Parking lot