The two were recently combined into National "Shiver Your Timber" day.
Girl #2: I'm going to a dinner for National China Day!
Girl #3: China gets a whole day?
Girl #1: Yeah, but so does masturbation and talking like a pirate.
-- Sarnia & Wonderland
Guy #1: Yeah, can you imagine athlete's cock?
Guy #2: Dude, that would be so awesome!
-- UC hill, overheard by Annick
Girl: I don't have class for a couple of hours. I'm gonna cut off my rat tail now.
-- St. James at Brescia, overheard by Cara
A guy is walking through the halls wearing pyjama pants and a housecoat.
Girl: Hey, look! It's the next Hugh Hefner!
Guy: Hey, look! It's the next pregnant teen!
Girl #1: Do you like cake?
Girl #2: Of course I do! I don't understand people who don't, really... But I don't understand people who don't like meat, either, so there you go.
Guy #1: You'd love my mom's cheesecake, then. She makes the best cheesecake ever.
Guy #2: Does it have meat in it?
A blonde walks into a room with some sort of ice tray filled with a thick red substance. She offers it around.
Tipsy Blonde: They're not quite frozen yet, so they don't come out very easily.
Girl: (taking the tray and leaning in to inspect) What is it?
Tipsy Blonde: It's, like, 2% cranberry juice, and 78%, you know, alcohol..."
-- Perth, overheard by canadiancornpop
Girl: Hey wait, isn't Perth a fish?
Girl: Isn't Perth a fish? I think it's a fish...
-- Outside of Perth, overheard by canadiancornpop