Or at least a good t-shirt slogan.
Drunk girl: I don't remember ordering souvlaki...
(A guy starts throwing fries down her shirt.)
Drunk girl: I love tomatoes...
(The guy continues to throw fries down her shirt.)
Drunk girl: Stop it! No more fries in the titties!
Guy: That's an MSN name right there!
-- Sammy's, overheard by Dan
(A guy starts throwing fries down her shirt.)
Drunk girl: I love tomatoes...
(The guy continues to throw fries down her shirt.)
Drunk girl: Stop it! No more fries in the titties!
Guy: That's an MSN name right there!
-- Sammy's, overheard by Dan
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:40 AM
6 Comments:
not this entry in particular, but i've got to say, i think that maybe the truth is being stretched and/or embellished in a number of these entries.
i mean, where do you find the time to eavesdrop on these people? like, do you all do nothing but listen to random people talk all day?
and isn't it kind of creepy that you're standing within earshot of so many conversations? i mean, i overhear conversations occasionally, but rarely nice coherent snippets like these, and rarely so clearly. maybe i'm just deaf. or maybe you guys have one of those magic hearing-satellite-dish-spy-type things, and you're all james bond on the shit.
and finally, people at western are way lamer than this. half these conversations make it sound like everyone at western has a little sitcom-writer fairy that follows them around and feeds them witty dialogue.
that said, this one was funny. and i think i've overheard this same conversation about a million times. plus, hey, truth is a fiction anyways, right?
Actually, many of these conversations are submitted to us by readers - we take submissions at overheardatwestern@hotmail.com. If the person wants to remain anonymous, the Overheard goes unaccredited. We promise, though, that all of these conversations were legitimately overheard by either a reader or a member of the OverheardAtWestern team. That being said, however, you really have no idea how many people maintain this site, do you...
^ which isn't to say we're NOT "all james bond on the shit." the new bond is us, baby.
dont mind ali, no one would listen to him while he spoke in london, and now theres a whole site dedicated to listening to people around him.
he's just bitter...
oh burn...ali....burn
Actually, I captured this on my digital camera so its pretty accurate
god, is everyone at western a slutty, drunken moron?
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