Welcome back, Western undergrads. How we've missed you and your classy behaviour...

Guy #1: Hey, are you going over to [John]'s place tonight?
Guy #2: I don't know, man, I haven't slept in, like, 3 days...
Guy #1: So you are going to [John]'s, then?
Guy #2: Yeah, probably. Will there be drinking?
Guy #1: I've got a mickey in my back pocket.

-- Somerset Place Elevator