And before she consulted the White Trash Book of Baby Names

Girl #1: Hey, how was the Backstreet Boys concert?
Girl #2: Amazing. Definitely one of the best ones I've seen them do.
Girl #1: The best concert I've ever seen was Britney Spears.
Girl #2: Oh really? When did you see her?
Girl #1: Last year. After she was corrupted, but before she was with child.

-- Somerset Place