It's Saugeen. You'll all be assimilated into sluts by October anyway.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Like, they're all sluts and whores here!
Girl #2: I know!
Girl #3: They're all sluts except the four of us!
Girl #1: Yeah!
Girl #2: Totally!
(They all look at the guy they're with expectantly.)
Guy: (distracted from checking out the sluts) ...what?

-- Saugeen basketball court, overheard by Mirage