Petty trickery: what separates us from the animals.

Guy #1: I'd still like to feed a giraffe from here. I think the point is, I'd like to feed a giraffe.
Guy #2: Just give him a sausage.
Guy #1: Ha, chew on this, you herbivore.
Guy #2: You could wrap it in a banana.

-- overlooking UCC atrium, overheard by Nancy